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lmost everyone around here knows. I show Girl #2 the phone number. She starts giggling. I hand the piece of paper to Anthronerd. She looks at it. Doesn’t recognize it. I get up and walk upstairs. And right when I’m out of sight? Anthronerd comes running upstairs, chasing me down, grabs my hand, and hands me the piece of paper back. Hah. I guess Girl #2 informed her.

Now guys, I wasn’t trying to pick these girls up, as I am already talking to two girls and I have girls in my phone that I don’t even call. However, if a fucking girl feels the need to chase you down, when you are clearly out of sight, she wants you.

Upstairs. Bullshitting with my boys. I go to the restroom. For some reason the fucking door is locked, or at least it feels like it is. I talk to the other guy in line…

Me: “Hold this.”

And I hand him my drink as I knock the door in. I look inside. Two guys posturing, about to fight. Basically? There’s a guy in green with a full beard who says someone hit him in his face, and the guy who allegedly did it, said the guy in green hit him in his face. If they really wanted to fight, they’d be fighting. Instead, they are just posturing. All I know, is that if a motherfucker hits me in my face, I will see his blood before the altercation is over.

Back outside. I look at two girls…

Me: “I want that chair.”

And one girl attempts to hand me the chair over the table…

Me: “How do you know that I don’t just want to sit there?”

And she looks at me…

Me: “Look at you trying to be all strong lifting that chair in the air.”

And I begin mocking her by lifting the chair in the air…

Me: “It looks like you’ve been eating your Wheaties.”

And they both laugh. I walk around the table and sit in the chair next to them. We bullshit and laugh about sex for the next twenty minutes. Basically I told them that I was a virgin and the immaculate conception, while contradicting it with my knowledge about sex…

Girls: “You are not a virgin!!”

Me: “Yes I am.”

Girls: “There is NO WAY that you’d know what you know if you were a virgin.”


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